Manual labor fucking blows. Not only are you on your feet all day, but you will also get sucked into a gigantic gear or some dickweed will drop a monkey wrench from an elevated walkway into your brain, according to some lady singer.
I’m not sure where to start with this thing. Is it the best safety video ever? Without a doubt. Is the soundtrack designed to create an unforgettable karaoke performance? Yes. Is it the greatest thing on the internet? Probably. Have I oversold it? Impossible.
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It’s also effective. For instance, there’s no way in hell you’re going to use a wrench that isn’t explosion proof (apparently they make those?) after you watch some dolt get exploded after ignoring a warning sign.
Just a quick heads up–if you watch this video the song will be stuck in your head for days. That’s actually not a bad thing though.
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