The May Catholic Guilt Issue of the magazine comes out next weekend. To whet your appetite here’s a little potent quotable we found “sinfly” delectable:

“DALT is the first one — it’s the diallyl — and the methylallyl is MALT. Then EALT and then PALT and iso-PALT and so forth. 5-MeO-DALT was an active compound, so I’m pursuing that line further. Usually they wait about four years after I get something out that becomes popular, and then they make it illegal. But I sent the synthesis for 5-MeO-DALT to a friend. He put it on the internet, and one month later it was synthe- sized in China and sent via Europe to this country. Now it’s available on the street!”

If you can tell us “Who sed dis,” we’ll send you your choice of a free copy, this patriotic knife on my desk, or a pint of our online editor’s homemade watergate salad (pictured below).