I used to be a sugar addict like Pecker’s little sister in that John Waters movie. The only thing inside my cupboard used to be a cutesy old fashioned candy jar filled with sugar bead necklaces, pink bubblegum, and chocolate. On its lid I wrote and Andy Warhol quote: “All I ever want from life is sugar.” Then, just like Pecker’s sister, one day a doctor told me to stop eating all sugars, including fruit. It was horrible, but I’m not going to go into the details of the terrible sugar withdrawal, at least not in this blog, I’ll just jump straight to the happy ending. Now I’m a sad broccoli muncher, I’ve actually learned to appreciate sugar in a whole different way — I collect it. So when I found these sugar packages at a jaunty Milanese pizza place called Da Big Willy, I got so excited I had to show you guys.

I would like to thank the busty, blonde Big Willy waitress for sweetening my collection and letting me finger her sugar jar. SWEET!

PS: During my short stay in Italy I also found a wine bar called U Pussu.

Hopefully Da Big Willy will impregnate it and they will make babies and then, finally, hairdressers won’t be the only places with “funny” names like “Cut the Crap”, because everyone hates hairdressers anyway.