As many people on the internet recently learned, the Senate has allowed its members to drink milk in the chamber since 1966.
Around seven percent apparently believe we live in some kind of Wonka-fied world where cow udders lactate Ovaltine.
For an elite athlete like Olympic gold medalist Ross Rebagliati, breakfast isn’t about decadent egg and spam sandwiches or fancy morning booze. It’s about feeding the machine.
Chocolate milk has many excellent properties. Healing concussions probably isn't one of them.