COKEDREAMS
Kid Cudi's 'Indicud' is an Audio Cokedream
A LOT OF THESE JOINTS ARE COOL BUT ALOT OF IT IS (SEEMINGLY) THE CULMINATION OF THIS DUDE BLOWING MAD PERICO AND WRITING SONGS ABOUT HOW HE'S A SUPER ALIEN RAP GOD.
A Close Reading of Justin Bieber's "I'm Not Going to Rehab" Instagram Rant from Yesterday
If I actually had to guess what's going on with Bieber, he's just a 19 year-old with a planet-sized ego who's partying slightly harder than your average college sophomore who goes to a state school.
Black Veil Brides' "The Story of the Wild Ones" Is Insane and Terrible
I CAN SEE DIRTY FINGERNAILED PROTO-INSANE CLOWN POSSE FANS WITH LIP PIERCINGS IN FLYOVER STATES STOMPIN MUDHOLES INTO EACH OTHER TO THIS SHIT WHILE WEARING GIANT PILLOWY DC SKATE SHOES.
Skream - Skreamizm Vol. 7
THIS IS MUSIC FOR DUDES WHO WEAR FLOOR LENGTH LEATHER TRENCH COATS AND GLIDE AROUND 7/11 LIKE GETTING A SLURPEE AND TAQUITOS IS A MISSION LAURENCE FISHBURNE SENT THEM ON.
The Twelve Days Of Mero - Smash Mouth's "The Gift Of Rock"
ANYTHING THAT REMINDS ME OF GUY FIERI AND DONKEY EJACULATE IS NOT GONNA SCORE HIGH ON THE DUTCHGUTSOMETER.
"The Odds" By The Evens Is For Longboarding On Klonopin In The Rain
I COULD PROLLY GET DOWN WITH THIS IF I HAD A HEROIN ADDICTION.
Corrosion Of Conformity's Megalodon EP Makes Me Want To Do Sorcery
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE BABY GOBLIN THROWING A TANTRUM.
Roc Marciano's "Reloaded" Is Very Valuable Intense Shit
THIS NIGGA GOT LIKE 2 FEATURES AND ONE OF THEM IS A GUY NAMED "KNOWLEDGE PIRATE" WHICH IS THE BEST FUCKIN RAP NAME I EVER HEARD EVER.