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Inspectors Discover Chicken that Expired in 2011 Still for Sale in Supermarket
For perspective, the chicken meat's sell-by date was during Obama's first term, almost two years before 'Nothing Was the Same' dropped. Hungry?
Donald Trump Eats Dry-Ass Steak with Ketchup. Sad!
On Saturday night, Trump went out for a meal at BLT Prime, a steakhouse in Trump International Hotel in Washington, DC. What happened next shocked the world.
C'mon Dude, Cut Your Festival Wristbands Off
Science has decreed what smart people have known all along: wearing a festival wristband makes you look like a dick, and it's really unhealthy.
Iggy Azalea's "Azillion" Is 2016's First Real Stinker
The Australian rapper's new "buzz track" is three different kinds of terrible.
Here Is the Sufjan Stevens "Hotline Bling" Cover You Didn't Know You Didn't Need to Hear
We did not ask for this.
Gross Jar
If you’re a guy in high school and completely surrounded by jocks and dogmatic straight-edgers, it’s fine to take a year or two off to dabble in acid and not be stressed out all the time.
Gross Jar
A lot of times when people bring up the Gross Jar with somebody from the magazine, they think they're being super clever by saying stuff like, "Man, what if something's alive in there" all sarcastically.