These Cameos, indoor grills, whiskey crates, and more all scream “I ordered these a while ago.”
Scorpio? Knives. Taurus? Truffle oil. Cancer? A Cloud Appreciation Society membership, and hankies to wipe those tears.
Give your chosen dad an Atari, a butter collection, or a personalized video message from Pauly Shore. But most of all, don't forget to call.
Does your dad have a mouth? Let’s stuff it with Wild Turkey, REI must-haves, bacon bouquets, and much more.
You can’t make Steve Miller pop out of a cake, so gift the old man iPad accessories, Carhartt gear, and a Masterclass for writing his memoir.
Some lucky vaxxed people in this state will win one of 10 custom-made rifles and shotguns in a Father’s Day drawing.
Be your own steakhouse.
Or how I learned to accept my limitations instead of trying to be the cool dad.
Happy Father's Day!