The school's administration quickly got wind of the campus's new viral social media star and gave the students a warning.
Welcome to college ball, where even your top teams in the battle for SEC Championships are benefitting from egregious offensive errors.
"It ain't easy to stick a harpoon tip in a gator. Their hide is something to be dealt with."
Gators, man. Gators.
"Rambo likes to be hugged," says Mary Thorn. "He's a big hugger. If you hug him, you've made his day, or if you scratch him right under the chin, you've got a new best friend."
You can order a live baby alligator on the internet for $94.99. Unfortunately, after your new pet arrives, he'll probably kill you.
A man in Florida attempted to procure a 12-pack of beer in exchange for an alligator he stole from a nearby park. Unfortunately for him, he was not rewarded for his ingenuity.