The men were jailed for stealing cash, meth and a double-barrelled shotgun in what the judge said was “certainly not a well-planned robbery".
Two thieves posing as truck drivers for the same fake company pulled off two heists in Alberta that netted them seven hot tubs and a quarter of a million dollars worth of beef.
Toilet paper is now a valuable commodity after rumours of a coronavirus-fueled shortage.
"The worst part is, we had a big bowl of guac made... He put the whole bowl in his mouth."
"I’ve only seen something like this in the movies."
They allegedly stole millions of dollars worth of cash and jewelry from celebrities like Rihanna, and were apparently planning to hit LeBron James and Matt Damon next.
Cops say they plowed into a dispensary with a van and escaped in a getaway car—all for some literal herb.
"Please know a slow and lingering death will never be long enough for you and no amount of pain you could endure will [be] great enough."
Along with entire colonies of cockroaches, snakes, and something called a "red spot assassin bug."
The 29-year-old rambled about "sweet nothings" and doing "barrel rolls" to air traffic control before crashing the plane into an island in Washington.
"I knew it would gain a lot of strength being in a proper environment.”
Video footage shows a trio of thieves waltzing into a Texas aquarium, swaddling the shark, and wheeling it out like a baby in a stroller.