Not all runners are sociopaths, but these ones are.
Also this week: Someone shot out the windows of a McDonald's because they forgot to include ketchup in their order.
Also this week: A guy shot a dog because he was sick of the sound of barking.
A rebuttal to the WikiHow article, "How to Stop a Wedding" from an expert.
It's full of bleeding zombies, feces-stained dance floors, and lonely men doing stunt cocaine off of Drake CDs.
As you may or may not know, tripping balls while in the middle of a gaggle of reporters shouting questions two inches away from your ears is the ninth circle of hell. On the other hand, I did get to talk to Artie Lange.
Twitter is a fucked up place where it’s completely normal, even encouraged, to blast statements about your dick being a Nazi (or whatever) to complete strangers. The other day, I set myself the challenge of finding the most fucked up feeds I could. I...
We are carving this hero up a real special prize.