In honor of the 15th anniversary of The Princess Diaries, we took a look at one common theme among infamous makeover montages for "beautiful all along" characters like Mia Thermopolis.
"It's a production assistant rite of passage to walk in on a host giving or receiving a blowjob."
Thanks to a chance encounter with a professional lady of the night named "Amber," I was able to get a lot of helpful advice about how to turn myself into an attractive gigolo.
Basic-cable icon and former talk show host George Lopez invited me to become a new man as a part of his dearly departed television show. There was a lot of blood and Spanx involved.
Try to be funny. Make a joke about farting or post a photo of your cat. Or post of photo of you farting on your cat. Just try to sound like a god damned human, Stephen! People are starting to ask questions.