We asked some very excited, very innocent bystanders.
"I'd be reincarnated. I need to see Richmond win another premiership."
We asked some people in the street, and followed up by asking them the naughtiest thing they did as a child.
"It's called Pepito, which means 'little willy' in Italian."
Turns out Melbourne's grandmas don't like drop crotch pants, at all.
"Just chop them up, man."
Because, according to a recent survey, 30 percent of male New Yorkers have at least once.
"I told everyone about my dad going to prison."
I saw a guy walk out into the street and just start banging his head on the floor.
"Gotta be with the missus, innit?"
"Going back to work the day after giving birth to my son."
"I tried to run a guy over once."