A breakup and my 36th birthday sent me to Newport, Rhode Island, to live like the rich, white, yapping socialites I hold in my heart.
One governor is now threatening fines and arrests for New Yorkers who flee to her state and refuse to self-quarantine.
Politicians are panicked in a state near you.
A Mexican restaurant in Rhode Island has been receiving threats and harassment since its staff wore the shirts on Election Day.
A love story that could have only happened in his, uh, wildest dreams.
The Act is the pet project of an anti-porn crusader known as Chris Sevier, best known for trying to marry his computer.
"It does not feel like aliens have overtaken me, that it has this nefarious feel to it," said a local reporter.
State legislators are still hard at work developing creative programs to pump the breaks on student debt and increase accessibility to postsecondary programs.