The World Cup made you feel a genuine love and appreciation for the game, and now you want to go full-time? You, I'm afraid, are an idiot.
Kieran Trippier scored off of a free kick against Croatia in the World Cup Semi-Finals, and it rained down a shower of beer.
A whole group of firefighters were watching Ivan Rakitić on the verge of sealing a World Cup Semi-Final berth during penalties, when they snapped into action.
Belgium's captain made an appearance from 2,000 miles away after their defeat of Brazil last Friday. It was kinda creepy.
The Belgium-based Facebook invite has 26,000 people "interested" in the Belgium vs. Brazil-based event. People gonna get fucked up.
"I was only tested once throughout my entire career, while some players I knew were never tested at all."
It's (still) coming home.
In theory, the England game tonight is a Belgian ultra's dream fixture. But there's a deep cultural divide in Belgium, which means few hooligans would ever want to raise a fist in support of their national team.
With the World Cup knockout stages approaching, and reality replacing hope, many fans are starting to remember why they hate watching their national side play.
A deep dive into Zidane's last act as a professional footballer: thrusting his head into Marco Materazzi's chest.