single life

  • The Stages of Grief for the Chronically Single

    I had to go through a bunch of emotions before I could finally end up at my current state of being not at all worried about my perpetual singleness. Those emotions look strangely like the traditional stages of grief.

  • The Peeper

    Every night, the peeper takes out his binoculars and spies on the woman he loves who lives across the street. Unfortunately for him, nobody loves a pervert.

  • Happy Fucking Valentine's

    An open letter to anyone who's currently single.