• Fairy Bread Recipe

    Celebrate Australia Day with processed carbs, butter, and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.

  • I Turned the Fat Jew Into a Human Cake

    When the Fat Jew visited my Brooklyn pastry kitchen, we naturally gravitated towards discussing consuming kale in private places and eating desserts off Rob Lowe. But then, the inevitable happened, when I turned him into a human cake.

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: A woman called the police because there weren't enough sprinkles on her ice cream.