There's never been a better time to be drinking booze-free booze, whether it's a sober period of quarantine, Dry January, or just a night off.
Plus, a gruesome, bloody-looking mess on a BART train turned out to be... bubble tea.
Don't let his pineapple on pizza preferences distract you from the real news here.
“We will fight Big Tequila!” he tweeted on Wednesday. Of course you will.
If you know someone who's genuinely excited about 'Teslaquila,' now's the time to stop being friends with them.
But also it kind of was?
The fact that people want to celebrate and show an interest in Dia de los Muertos makes me happy.