Texas Rangers
Greg Abbott Wants the Texas Rangers to Arrest Dems Who Fled the State
The 59 Texas Democrats fled to D.C. to push the feds to stop GOP efforts to restrict voting access.
Texas Man Arrested for Weed Died After Officers Pepper-Sprayed Him and Put Him in a Spit Hood
Marvin Scott III's family said they were notified of his death via a text message from the medical examiner.
Texas Officer Charged with Murder of Black Man Who Was Trying to Break Up a Fight
Friends of Jonathan Price said he was trying to intervene in a domestic violence incident before he was tased and shot by a Wolfe City police officer.
Some Genius Matched Up MLBers to Pokémon Based on their Hairstyles
A Twitter user matched up Bryce Harper, Manny Machado, and Yasiel Puig among others, to Pokémon with similar haircuts.
The Best of MLB's Players Weekend Nicknames
Among the best nicknames: Harrison Bader "Tots," Joey "Pico de" Gallo, Shane "Not Justin" Bieber, and Brad Boxberger's will blow you away.
MLB Game Was Not Delayed Because of a Baboon Running Amok in Phoenix
ESPN's Pedro Gomez had some autocorrect issues when he tried to tweet last night's game between the Diamondbacks and Rangers had been delayed by a "haboob," which is an intense weather event.
Ronald Guzman Tries Out for the Gymnastics Squad
The Texas Rangers first baseman stretched out for a wayward throw and did a full split to ensure an out against the Oakland Athletics.
Texas Rangers Trade Seahawks QB Russell Wilson to New York Yankees
The New York Yankees officially have a better quarterback than the New York Jets.
Rangers Pitcher Breaks Elbow in Run-in With a Bull, Like, the Animal
Martin Perez got scared by a bull in a pen and wound up breaking a bone in his elbow.
Prince Fielder Tells Someone they "Park Like an Asshole" and Autographs Note
Sometimes, your shitty parking gets noticed by famous baseball players.
Alfonso Soriano Looks Like He Ate Another Alfonso Soriano
Retirement from sports has been a great opportunity for the man to exercise more.
Prince Fielder Supersoaks His Family Because He Hates Buying Tampons
If Prince hits that end of the chore wheel again, you best come prepared to get wet.