It's a simple contraption that you put on your face when you leave the house. For many men, that’s just too much to ask.
Like: 'Love Island', the Kardashians, star signs and vegan sausage rolls.
Plank. Bus wanker. Chicken legs. Golden Balls. The names go on.
And why is that pillow always flat, yellow and approximately 100 years old?
There's one thing you can guarantee when the pubs reopen – there will be groups of lads milling around and blocking your way to the bar.