opinions

Op-Ed

There's Something Fundamentally Wrong with Cupcakes

Dessert shouldn't be this difficult.
Hannah Keyser
8.25.18
Angus Take House

The 50 Worst Hot Takes of the Year

From Roy Keane on brain damage to Richard Madeley on Southern Rail – it's the only end of year list you need!
Angus Harrison
Alex Horne
12.21.17
in defence of

In Defence of Actually Saying Goodbye to People

"Ghosting" is the absolute worst. Hear me out.
Issy Beech
7.18.17
Millennials

Gen Z Tells Us What They Really Think of Millennials

The TBD generation reviews the Me Me Me generation.
Justin Caffier
3.16.17
Essays

Land of the Swag, Home of the Surf: An Anthem That Matters

If “Swag Surfin” isn’t an anthem then nothing is an anthem. Nothing. Not even that one, the one everyone is so worked up about lately.
Yung Costanza
9.2.16
Objectively Correct Lists

15 Blazing Hot Takes on the New Radiohead Song, "Burn the Witch"

What's your opinion on the new Radiohead song? Because you definitely have one!
Noisey Staff
5.3.16
Film

Exclusive: Michael Moore Talks Invasion, Revolution, and Why His Latest Film Is His Happiest

In his first interview about the film, the documentarian explains how his movie 'Where to Invade Next' is actually a comedy.
VICE Staff
9.9.15
Op-Eds

Why Is Madonna, the Grown-Ass Grammy-Winning Queen of Pop, Still Looking for Ideas to Steal?

Any cringeworthy moment Madonna serves up isn't the result of age, or of the length of her career, or even a dulled instinct as far as picking songs—so why does she keep trying to prove herself?
Maura Johnston
6.19.15
Words

Why I Will Always Request Songs

The dance scene has never been more diverse than it is today, and yet my greatest shortcoming is still scorned.
Ziad Ramley
2.9.15
Film

Is Jane Fonda Right About 'American Sniper'?

Critics of <i>American Sniper</i> have presupposed the American public is too stupid to appreciate the film's nuances.
Mayukh Sen
2.4.15
Op-Eds

NO COMMENT: Why Do So Many Musicians Act Like Terrible People Online?

What happens when the veil of internet anonymity is dropped and you know exactly who’s coming after you?
12.31.14
2014 in Review

Neill from Krieg's Happy Holidays Extravaganza: On Euronymous, Myrkur, and Blankets

Black metal's had a weird year.
12.15.14
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