Decline of the Hard Lad: This Weekend in the Premier League
Crystal Palace finally scored a goal!
Remembering 'The Miracle of Crystanbul' Through the Eyes of a Palace Fan
Three years ago Liverpool were in the hunt for the Premier League title and travelled to Crystal Palace seeking a crucial win. When they raced into a 3-0 lead they must have felt the points were secure, but the Eagles had other ideas.
in conversation with ian wright
Ian Wright On Crystal Palace, Nottingham Forest and The Other Clubs in His Career
When most people think of Ian Wright’s playing days, they picture him in a vintage Arsenal strip. He remains a cult hero at several other clubs, however, so we spoke to him about his memories of playing elsewhere.
How Mamadou Sakho Fell Victim To Drug Testing’s Grey Areas
Mamadou Sakho was Liverpool's starting centre back, and a key part of the team. Then he tested positive for a banned substance – or so we thought.
football means business
Remembering Ron Noades, the Itinerant Entrepreneur of London Football
Ron Noades was a mainstay of London's football scene for 30 years, buying, selling and progressing upwards like it was a game of Monopoly – though he never managed to get his hotels on Mayfair.
Rating Every Premier League Club’s Festive Merchandise In Order Of Christmassiness
With the commemoration of the birth of Our Lord coming up, we have decided to get to the bottom of what Christmas is all about – football clubs selling obscene amounts of merch.
cry 'god for big sam england and saint george!'
We Bid Thee, Big Sam, Awaken: The Return Of England’s Prodigal Son
Somewhere on the Costa Blanca, a primal power stirs and awakens. It is Big Sam, he is dressed like Henry V, and he is about to descend on England like an avenging angel to slay those ungrateful fooks at the FA.
alan sugar says: you're fired!
Pards, Bilic, Bibbledy Bob: Previewing The Premier League Sack Race
In the final Premier League Preview of the week, we take an educated guess at which manager will be next for the chop.
shut your noise you f*cking old c*nts
School of Pard Knocks: Reviewing Swansea vs. Crystal Palace
In the first part of our Premier League Review, we look back on an absolutely mental game at the Liberty Stadium, and what it might mean for the man, the legend, Alan Pardew.
birthday cake and snaffled dinners
Yaya Toure and Teflon Pards: Reviewing Crystal Palace vs. Manchester City
In the third portion of our Premier League Review, we look to Yaya Toure and Alan Pardew, two men whose fortunes went in markedly different directions this weekend.
The Neutral's Guide To Falling In Love With… Crystal Palace
In a new monthly series, we ask football fans what makes them love their clubs. Here, Crystal Palace fans, in their own words, tell us how to appreciate the joys of Selhurst Park.
mighty medicine balls
In Search of Footballer Fitness With a Premier League S&C Coach
We went through a strength and condition session with a Premier League coach to see just what is required of top-level players in the gym.