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Decline of the Hard Lad: This Weekend in the Premier League

Crystal Palace finally scored a goal!
Will Magee
10.16.17
crystanbul

Remembering 'The Miracle of Crystanbul' Through the Eyes of a Palace Fan

Three years ago Liverpool were in the hunt for the Premier League title and travelled to Crystal Palace seeking a crucial win. When they raced into a 3-0 lead they must have felt the points were secure, but the Eagles had other ideas.
Tom Sabokbar
5.5.17
in conversation with ian wright

Ian Wright On Crystal Palace, Nottingham Forest and The Other Clubs in His Career

When most people think of Ian Wright’s playing days, they picture him in a vintage Arsenal strip. He remains a cult hero at several other clubs, however, so we spoke to him about his memories of playing elsewhere.
Will Magee
3.16.17
liverpool

How Mamadou Sakho Fell Victim To Drug Testing’s Grey Areas

Mamadou Sakho was Liverpool's starting centre back, and a key part of the team. Then he tested positive for a banned substance – or so we thought.
Aaron Gordon
3.2.17
football means business

Remembering Ron Noades, the Itinerant Entrepreneur of London Football

Ron Noades was a mainstay of London's football scene for 30 years, buying, selling and progressing upwards like it was a game of Monopoly – though he never managed to get his hotels on Mayfair.
Jim Weeks
1.25.17
Christmas #Content

Rating Every Premier League Club’s Festive Merchandise In Order Of Christmassiness

With the commemoration of the birth of Our Lord coming up, we have decided to get to the bottom of what Christmas is all about – football clubs selling obscene amounts of merch.
Will Magee
12.23.16
cry 'god for big sam england and saint george!'

We Bid Thee, Big Sam, Awaken: The Return Of England’s Prodigal Son

Somewhere on the Costa Blanca, a primal power stirs and awakens. It is Big Sam, he is dressed like Henry V, and he is about to descend on England like an avenging angel to slay those ungrateful fooks at the FA.
Will Magee
12.23.16
alan sugar says: you're fired!

Pards, Bilic, Bibbledy Bob: Previewing The Premier League Sack Race

In the final Premier League Preview of the week, we take an educated guess at which manager will be next for the chop.
Will Magee
12.9.16
shut your noise you f*cking old c*nts

School of Pard Knocks: Reviewing Swansea vs. Crystal Palace

In the first part of our Premier League Review, we look back on an absolutely mental game at the Liberty Stadium, and what it might mean for the man, the legend, Alan Pardew.
Will Magee
11.28.16
birthday cake and snaffled dinners

Yaya Toure and Teflon Pards: Reviewing Crystal Palace vs. Manchester City

In the third portion of our Premier League Review, we look to Yaya Toure and Alan Pardew, two men whose fortunes went in markedly different directions this weekend.
Will Magee
11.21.16
Crystal Palace

The Neutral's Guide To Falling In Love With… Crystal Palace

In a new monthly series, we ask football fans what makes them love their clubs. Here, Crystal Palace fans, in their own words, tell us how to appreciate the joys of Selhurst Park.
Will Magee
11.16.16
mighty medicine balls

In Search of Footballer Fitness With a Premier League S&C Coach

We went through a strength and condition session with a Premier League coach to see just what is required of top-level players in the gym.
Jim Weeks
11.9.16
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