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PUB NOTES

What's Gone On This Week: Jeremy Corbyn Wants to Give Brexit Back to the Public

The only thing I can imagine being a bigger recruitment tool for the far-right than another referendum is if Corbyn tested the Queen's chin with a left-right combo outside The Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday.
NEO
5.31.19
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What's Gone On This Week: My Milkshake Brings All the Yobs to the Shop

And they're like, "I'm going to throw this over a fascist."
NEO
5.24.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Welsh Independence Edition

With Brexit fuelling discontent in Wales, Wheatus – confirmed Sons of Glyndwr – offer their support for independence while Nigel Farage fails to win over Merthyr.
NEO
5.17.19
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What's Gone On This Week: The Hatching of Another Royal Baby

In slightly more reassuring news, David Cameron is now so universally disliked he can't even buy a hot tub without it being a news item purely because no one wants him to enjoy anything :,)
NEO
5.10.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Nature's Revenge

Humans are railing so much gear it's affecting shrimp in rural Suffolk, but Pete Doherty has been hospitalised by a hedgehog so it all evens out.
NEO
5.3.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Bank Holiday Chaos Edition

From billionaires of the world uniting to restore Notre Dame to Jayne Secker's car-crash interview about renting, it's been a big week for brazen wealth inequality.
NEO
4.19.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Black Hole Energy

Scientists take the first photo of a black hole, while Assange gets nicked and a government website inadvertently sends people looking for information about bees to a list of escort services.
NEO
4.12.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Tories Take More Domestic Flights Amid Climate Crisis

WHY.
NEO
4.5.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Uri Geller's Stopping Brexit with His Mind

Plus, the delay of the porn ban, and the fact that sitting at desks is slowly murdering us. Lots to get through.
NEO
3.29.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Toilet Paper Suppliers Are More Prepared for Brexit Than the British Government

Also, Lorraine Kelly avoids a £1.2 million tax bill after a judge ruled she has been performing the character of "Lorraine Kelly" on morning television.
NEO
3.22.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Tory MP Offers a Simply Pathetic Solution to Knife Crime

Also a man was fined for "smashing a seagull to death in front of children" after it went for his chips in Weston-super-Mare.
NEO
3.15.19
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What's Gone on This Week: A Rogue Man Redraws the England-Wales Border

And he can get fucked.
NEO
3.8.19
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