This Jelly’s Butthole Only Appears When It Poops

“No anus or anal pore in any other animal is like this.”


Here's the Deal With Wearing a Thong to Sleep

Your butthole might need a break.


This Month’s Best Music, Reviewed by Alaska Thunderfuck

The drag queen and dance music superstar spills the tea on everything from Scottish rap and Metallica to Lil Yachty, and also why she loves saying, “Vagina.”


Do You Need to Go to a Doctor for Hemorrhoids?

Because that's a real pain in the ass.


We Should All Be Glad Someone Finally Invented a Robot Ass

Implausibly, it's not a sex thing.


The Secret World of Tiny Phones That Go Inside Your Butt

Available from Amazon and popular in prison, these phones carry reviews like: "No anal problems!!! Didn't hurt my bum at all thanks guys :)"


Alaska Thunderfuck Makes Better Dance Music Than Your Vanilla Garbage

"Anus" is the number one dance album in the country, and it's by a contestant on 'RuPaul's Drag Race.'


I Pegged a Boy and I Liked It

In my mind, it was all planned out. I would arrive at 9 PM and just after he greeted me with a kiss, I would order him to turn around.


Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like a Chocolate Anus

With Valentine's Day just around the corner, you're probably racking your brain for the perfect gift for bae. London artist Magnus Irvin has you covered with the Edible Anus, a petite pucker cast in pure Belgian chocolate.


The Week in GIFs

What do Americans love more than videos of hit-and-runs, offensive T-shirts, and Tila Tequila's titties? GIFs!!!


This Hotel in Belgium Is Shaped Like a Giant Anus

Belgium's CasAnus (which translates roughly as "anus house") is a conceptual one-room hotel that lets its visitors fulfill their lifelong dreams of sleeping in a giant butthole.