This Jelly’s Butthole Only Appears When It Poops
“No anus or anal pore in any other animal is like this.”
Asking for a friend
Here's the Deal With Wearing a Thong to Sleep
Your butthole might need a break.
Smash Hits and Superstars
This Month’s Best Music, Reviewed by Alaska Thunderfuck
The drag queen and dance music superstar spills the tea on everything from Scottish rap and Metallica to Lil Yachty, and also why she loves saying, “Vagina.”
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Canadian Mint Employee Accused of Stealing $135,000 in Gold via His Ass
Asking for a friend
Do You Need to Go to a Doctor for Hemorrhoids?
Because that's a real pain in the ass.
We Should All Be Glad Someone Finally Invented a Robot Ass
Implausibly, it's not a sex thing.
The Secret World of Tiny Phones That Go Inside Your Butt
Available from Amazon and popular in prison, these phones carry reviews like: "No anal problems!!! Didn't hurt my bum at all thanks guys :)"
Alaska Thunderfuck Makes Better Dance Music Than Your Vanilla Garbage
"Anus" is the number one dance album in the country, and it's by a contestant on 'RuPaul's Drag Race.'
I Pegged a Boy and I Liked It
In my mind, it was all planned out. I would arrive at 9 PM and just after he greeted me with a kiss, I would order him to turn around.
Rachel Rabbit White
Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like a Chocolate Anus
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, you're probably racking your brain for the perfect gift for bae. London artist Magnus Irvin has you covered with the Edible Anus, a petite pucker cast in pure Belgian chocolate.
The Week in GIFs
What do Americans love more than videos of hit-and-runs, offensive T-shirts, and Tila Tequila's titties? GIFs!!!
This Hotel in Belgium Is Shaped Like a Giant Anus
Belgium's CasAnus (which translates roughly as "anus house") is a conceptual one-room hotel that lets its visitors fulfill their lifelong dreams of sleeping in a giant butthole.