People Described the Weirdest Lies Their Parents Told Them as Kids

"For some reason, my dad told me that he gave birth to me."
Iva Parađanin

Sweet Baby Jesus Detained by US in Church’s Protest

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Allison Tierney
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Crying Girl in This Viral Photo Wasn't Actually Separated from Her Family

The photo became a symbol of the current family separation crisis on the US-Mexico border.
Drew Schwartz
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DHS Chief Kirstjen Nielsen Got Heckled Out of a Mexican Restaurant in DC

She fled after they chanted "shame," "abolish ICE," and "if kids don't eat in peace, you don't eat in peace."
Drew Schwartz
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A Fundraiser to Help Migrant Children Raised $4 Million in Three Days

From more than 115,000 people.
Drew Schwartz
The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Is What Terrified Migrant Kids Separated from Their Parents Sound Like

On a recording obtained by ProPublica, a Border Patrol agent jokes about the "orchestra" of sound from screaming and crying children.
Lauren Messman

A New Mr. Rogers Documentary Makes a Powerful Case for Love in Dark Times

In terrible times, ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor’ calls for compassion.
Peter Slattery

What Life Is Actually Like for Kids in Migrant Detention Centers

"The whole thing is garbage right now. The kids are not being sent to any parent. It doesn’t make any sense."
Luke O'Neil
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Dad of the Kid 'Spider-Man' Rescued from a Balcony Was Out Playing 'Pokémon Go'

Gotta catch 'em all—unless they're your toddler.
Drew Schwartz
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Julie Blackmon's Surreal Photos Show the Chaos of Being a Parent

You don't have to be a parent to enjoy these mythical scenes dripping with dark humor.
Elyssa Goodman
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Parents Lost Their Shit When 'Hereditary' Trailer Played Before 'Peter Rabbit'

"Parents were yelling at the projectionist to stop, covering their kids' eyes and ears."
Lauren Messman
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This Kid's Amazing 'New Yorker' Cartoon Captions Are Too Pure for This World

We've been doing it all wrong.
Kara Weisenstein