Hot Takes

Actually

Stop Calling Me a Monster Because I Bite My String Cheese

Doing away with the ridiculous ceremony of separating individual cheese fibers opens up a world of possibilities.
Will Gottsegen
4.30.19
Actually

Dear Restaurants: This Chair Sucks

This uncomfortable and not particularly attractive chair has become a disease.
Naomi Tomky
3.15.19
Actually

Actually, Onion Rings Are Carnival Food, Not an Everyday Side Dish

Onion rings should be a fringe gag like deep-fried Oreos, not just a desperate alternative to French fries.
Luke Winkie
3.4.19
Unpopular Opinions

These are Our Terrible Sports Opinions

We are a sports website, and we have some unpopular opinions about sports.
VICE Sports Staff
11.16.18
Hot Takes

Stephen A. Smith is So Bummed with Kanye, He Can't Even Form a Hot Take

The ESPN anchor is locked and loaded with a hot take for just about anything. Maybe this is the only thing that could possibly leave him slack-jawed.
Liam Daniel Pierce
10.11.18
counterpoint

Actually, the Wild Card Format is Bad

Adding a second Wild Card team to make a one-game playoff is a flawed solution to a nonexistent problem.
Hannah Keyser
10.3.18
Actually

Red Delicious Apples Can Rot In Hell

They've finally been dethroned as the nation's top-selling apple, because they're trash.
Hilary Pollack
8.29.18
Future Days

It's Time for Hot Take Mad Libs!

This week's music news got you confused? Let these [ADJECTIVE] arguments spell things out for you.
Drew Millard
6.23.17
Hot Takes

Paul Weller Is the Woke Daddy British Music Needs

He's spoken out in favour of grime and R&B, and disavowed the "insipid" state of guitar music right now. Which, actually, yeah.
Lauren O'Neill
4.5.17
Noisey News

Fred Durst, American Man, Asks Important Election Day Question

“What’s it going to be for you?”
Alex Robert Ross
11.8.16
Op-Eds

Here Are 10 Blisteringly Hot and Essential Takes About Radiohead Headlining Glastonbury

A group of professional music journalists are here to help you process the news.
Noisey Staff
10.20.16
Objectively Correct Lists

15 Blazing Hot Takes on the New Radiohead Song, "Burn the Witch"

What's your opinion on the new Radiohead song? Because you definitely have one!
Noisey Staff
5.3.16
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