Stop Calling Me a Monster Because I Bite My String Cheese
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Dear Restaurants: This Chair Sucks
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These are Our Terrible Sports Opinions
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Actually, the Wild Card Format is Bad
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Red Delicious Apples Can Rot In Hell
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It's Time for Hot Take Mad Libs!
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Paul Weller Is the Woke Daddy British Music Needs
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Fred Durst, American Man, Asks Important Election Day Question
“What’s it going to be for you?”
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