The Best Way to Steal a Shark Is by Pretending It's a Baby, Apparently

Video footage shows a trio of thieves waltzing into a Texas aquarium, swaddling the shark, and wheeling it out like a baby in a stroller.
Drew Schwartz

'Bad Idea/Good Idea,' Today's Comic by Lukas Weidinger

Everything goes terribly wrong when a bear and a crocodile decide to rob a bank.
Lukas Weidinger

Watch Thieves Casually Steal $27,000 of Mac Gear from an Apple Store

They just jog around grabbing computers while everyone inside watches.
River Donaghey

'Groceries for the Week,' Today's Comic by Everett Glenn

After pulling a heist on some fake gangsters, Everett's friend becomes quite the lovebird.
Everett Glenn
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This Man Was Prepared to Take a Bullet for His $1,700 Louis Vuitton Bag

"You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands."
Drew Schwartz
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Drivers Went Nuts When This Truck Dropped Thousands in Cash on the Highway

Cops say even a school bus driver ran out to collect some of the loose cash.
Adam Forrest
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This Guy Robbed a Bank to Impress Taylor Swift, Cops Say

A love story that could have only happened in his, uh, wildest dreams.
Drew Schwartz

That Guy Who Stole a $1.6M Pot of Gold Doesn't Know Where His Money Is

Julio Nivelo managed to flee the States to Ecuador after the heist without getting caught—but now he says he has "nothing."
Drew Schwartz
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Baltimore Cops Carried Toy Guns to Plant on People They Shot, Trial Reveals

One officer involved in the city's massive corruption scandal said officers kept the replicas "in case we accidentally hit somebody or got into a shootout, so we could plant them."
Drew Schwartz

An Armed Robbery Ruined My European Vacation, Then My Life

Sometimes the psychological aftermath of trauma is more terrifying than being threatened with murder.
Nick Martinello

'Night of the Vampire,' Today's Comic by Ryan Cook

A disastrous robbery forces a thief to repair his temperamental gun.
Ryan Cook
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A Mysterious Woman Mailed $105,000 in Stolen Art Back to a Museum

The cops are hoping to get in touch with her to find out how the work was jacked in the first place.
Drew Schwartz