Getting high over dinner

I’m starting to get a bit bored of Pret. The sandwich and crisps combo is no longer exciting me. I need something different. I was considering sushi but then I found Dinner In The Sky. The idea is almost too simple: get a massive crane, hang a table and chairs off it, strap willing people in, feed them.

But what a great idea it truly is! You get to eat your dinner 150 feet above ground while being attacked by pigeons, shivering constantly and swaying slowly from side to side.

For a mere £10,000, the Belgian company who came up with the idea will drive it over to London. If you ask nicely they will even hoist up a second platform for music and entertainment. There is no toilet and therefore no chance of escape if you get caught in a boring conversation though. Who wants to sign up with me?