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Vice Vice Vice Vice Cosmo Via email Yeah, God bless those hippies for “trying to take steps in the right direction.” It doesn’t matter that their sole accomplishment has been turning out successive generations of self-satisfied assholes because they meant sooo well. Maybe one of these days they’ll even make some headway toward thinking about getting around to doing something that people might consider nice. SNUGWATCH Vice Minneapolis, MN FEMALE TROUBLE Vice Vice Via email Blah blah blah. I guess we could trot out the age-old line about women voluntarily posing for photos that were fun for them to be in and that made them happy to see in print, but fuck it. Tits is pretty. Isn’t that enough? (And yes, you should just go ahead and show us your boobs. We MySpaced you and you look all right.) DEPT. OF BREASTS ARE DIRTY Vice Via email Christ, you broads are relentless. Listen, lady, we don’t feel even a tiny twinge of guilt about the photos you’re talking about. Oh, and we know a lesbian who jerked off to them. Doesn’t that make you feel a little better? (And PS: We won’t be needing to see your boobs. We MySpaced you and you aren’t our type.)