Rhys vs Stringer

Have you ever been to The Griffin? It’s great. The floor dissolved a decade ago, last month one of the buttresses feel off, they’ve got a hot Northern Irish barmaid, a pool table, a jukebox with Oasis on it, funny crisps you’ve never eaten before and (kind of) clean toilets. It’s next to our office and today, for some reason, Stringer Bell from The Wire was there filming some hot new shit. Lots of people in our office with DVD players at home were very excited, and none more so than our handsome new intern Rhys, who ran out to meet a man who’s easily one of his top 1,000 heroes on HBO. They did this sweet-ass interview.

Stringer: Nobody gives a fuck about a 40-degree day.

Rhys: Fuck, Stringer!

What do you guys want, man? Money?

No, Mr Bell I’m from Vice. Can I get a photo? We all loved you in The W…

Well get on with it, motherfucker.

Right!

Thanks String! Hey, “It’s all in the ga…”

There’s games beyond the fucking game.

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