Terry Francona Peed on Himself While His Player Got Ejected

Indians centerfielder Michael Bourn was ejected in the middle of the fourth inning last night against the Cubs and the whole scene caused manager Terry Francona to pee on himself. Francona had apparently dashed off to relieve himself between innings and while trying to pee, Bourne started arguing with home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi about his strikeout in the previous inning. He wasn’t happy about the strike zone and we all know where that gets you with umpires. Francona heard the commotion, but couldn’t react quickly enough.

When considering the bad things that can happen to you as you rush to finish peeing and run out of the bathroom, it’s better to pee on yourself than getting anything caught in a zipper. So there’s a little golden lining for Tito.

Also: an interesting thing happened while perusing artwork for this post: It became difficult to find a picture where it didn’t look like Terry Francona was a man peeing himself. Take this picture, for instance. He could be peeing here.

He could be peeing here, too:

And here:

He could totally be the guy who goes hands free at the urinal:

There is, like, an 87 percent change he is peeing here:

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