Sometimes life is hard. Sometimes your older brother calls you a “doodie head” or the kindergarten bully tells everyone you peed your pants or something. Sometimes the world feels too big for your tiny existence and you just want to crawl under the bed (after checking for monsters) and wait the world out.

This small child struggling to eat a hot dog says “forget all that. Fight for yourself. If your stupid tiny fingers can’t negotiate a hot dog on a bun, and the hot dog falls out onto the ground, just pick it up—pick yourself up—and eat it anyway you can. Besides, five second rule.”

h/t The Buzzer