The winter of discontent is on its way. The banks are fucked, the world is ending, you have essays to write and no money for food. Boo-hoo and so on, but have you ever thought about the nutritional nuggets that are scurrying about under your filthy floors, or behind your trash can, or that are (allegedly) for sale at the shops and stalls of Hackney’s Ridley Road market in the UK? Because we’re so helpful, we’d like to show you how to prepare some delicious rat-based snacks with our easy-to-follow, step-by-step guide. Yum!
DISCLAIMER: Almost every rat has probably been living off human effluence and used condoms, so we don’t actually recommend that you eat feral rodents.
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