In English, the caption reads: "Only Ugi's pizza uses the best brick weed instead of oregano. Ugi's Pizza. Don't go to McDonalds. Asshole." "43 pesos???? You sons of a bitch use cheese from dogs," writes a commenter. "If you don't want mozzarella, suck on the ricotta from behind my balls," Ugi's responds.
Ugi's entirely unimpressive pizza. Photo by the author.
"Cristiano Ronaldo eats at Ugi's," this caption reads. "Put down the pizza, fat motherfucker. "
"Our pizza makers never touch the dough with dirty hands after coming from the bathroom. We don't have a bathroom. "



"Miguel and his family help us to clean the store," says the caption. "The pizza is dirtier. Purely pigeons and cocaine," a "fan" writes. "The cocaine isn't pure, it's cut," Ugi's responds.
"The Ugi's fanpage is an unfiltered, genuine, and ingenious space in which the traditional roles of consumer and brand communication are reversed," explains Tomás Balmaceda, a writer who specializes in pop culture. "Generally, we see angry consumers who complain [to] a restaurant about bad service, and the restaurant has to respond in a cordial way. But here, however, the company is the one who responds with fury, and in turn, the consumer rebuttals with the same currency."READ MORE: Meet the Brazilian Man Who's Putting Birthday Cakes and 6-Packs on Pizza

"What shitty pizza, I'll be back."