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Nickelodeon How ‘Rocko’s Modern Life’ Somehow Got This Phone Sex Joke Past Nickelodeon
The early Nickelodeon episode barely disguised the adult joke, complete with an “Oh, baby” phone call and a very revealing workplace sign.
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Screenshot: Square Enix The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales Review – Square Enix’s Best Original RPG in Years
The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales is a fantastic time-travel RPG with deep combat, memorable bosses, and a heartfelt story.
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Screenshot: Shift Up Shift Up Reveals Why Eve Isn’t the Protagonist in Stellar Blade: Blood Rain
Shift Up explains why Eve isn’t the protagonist in Stellar Blade: Blood Rain and what it means for the sequel.
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Johnny Knoxville Once Appeared in an Academy Award-Winning Film, but There’s a Catch
In his pre-‘Jackass’ days, Knoxville got to work with one of Hollywood’s most celebrated directors
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Russell Brand. The Osama bin Laden Gag That Got Russell Brand Fired From MTV
The ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ star is one of the only people who could’ve rivaled Gilbert Gottfried in the ‘too soon’ department
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
All the greats are making an appearance this week: Bob Dylan, David Hockney, ‘Eno’ the industrial humanoid robot with no head or legs…
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Photo: master1305 / Getty Images New UFO Files Just Dropped, and They Include a Giant Flying Potato
The simplest explanation is likely the best, and mine are clearly the best.
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All images courtesy of Arnold Putra How I Avoided Being Beaten to Death in a Myanmar Prison
Arnold Putra didn’t know blasphemy was such a big deal in Myanmar. Fortunately, he was able to bribe a cop and cover up his Buddha tattoo.
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Photo: Anna Derzhina / Getty Images Your Cat May Not Be the Tiny Stress Reliever You Think It Is
They might actually make you feel worse.
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Photo: Thomas Barwick / Getty Images Americans Let Their Dreams Make Decisions for Them More Often Than You Think
Believe what you want about the subconscious. Americans are already letting it guide them.
