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Zlatan Taekwondo’s His Way into Majestic Ten-Minute Hat Trick, Plus One

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By Liam Daniel Pierce
Music

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01.12.16

By Ryan Bassil
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Paris Saint-Germain Are Pissed off With M.I.A.

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By VICE Sports
Music

Paris Saint-Germain Football Club Want M.I.A. to Take Down Her “Borders” Video

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By Noisey Staff
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Sports

Chinese Soccer Announcer Falls Asleep Mid-Game, Gets Fired

11.06.15

By Liam Daniel Pierce
Sports

Zlatan Misses Goal Only to Take Out Steward’s Leg

09.19.15

By Liam Daniel Pierce
Sports

Zlatan Books Main Square in Malmö, Wills Denizens to Watch Him Play

09.18.15

By Liam Daniel Pierce
Sports

Luis Suarez Nutmegs David Luiz Twice for Two Goals, Now Owns His Soul

04.15.15

By Sean Newell
Sports

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Gets Hat Trick

04.08.15

By Sean Newell
Sports

Thiago Silva Goes from Goat to Hero

03.11.15

By Sean Newell
Sports

Zlatan Sent Off on Red Card After Oscar Flips the Fuck Out

03.11.15

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Daily Horoscope: February 13, 2026

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Music

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Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder Says the Band Is ‘Woodshedding’ Again After Drummer Matt Cameron’s Exit

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