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Here's Why UK Supermarket Sales Are Falling
Food sales are falling at all the major supermarket chains—so what are Britons eating?
I Spent 19 Hours Inside a London Chain Supermarket
You don't know true loneliness until you drink two cans of cider alone in an ASDA's garden-furniture department.
You Can French Us After Eating This New Non-Stinky Onion
The Asda Sweet Red—a tear-free, breath-friendly onion variety—has been unveiled in the UK, so you can mince and make out to your heart's content.
Black Friday Footage Is Basically Poverty Porn
If you think fighting over a flat-screen TV makes someone an animal, you've probably never struggled to afford anything.
The UK's Smoked Salmon Is Covered in Lice and Shit
Farmed salmon are literally living up shit creek, often suffering from chronic sea lice that quickly become immune to chemical treatment. But the even shadier side of smoked salmon is what happens when it hits the factory.
How Will the Scottish Referendum Affect Food Prices?
History will be made tomorrow when the people of Scotland vote for or against becoming an independent country. But how would becoming independent affect day-to-day food prices?
