Time for your weekly edition of the, uh No Longer Deadspin Funbag. Today, we're talking about odd roommates, endangered minor league baseball teams, sexbots, hotel buffets, and more.
"I said this is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, and I have to go tell all my water aerobics buddies about this letter."
"Why is it OK for women to say 'Oh, you're five feet [tall]' on dating sites? 'You should be dead,' that's OK???"
Rude AND a terrible taste in breakfast sandwiches.
She had a good run.
Making your own rolls, loaves, bagels, and biscuits isn't as hard as you might think.