Brexit has sucked all of the air out of politics – but what does that actually mean for passing legislation and getting stuff done?
But the man he was lying to was a "Labour activist", so...
In slightly more reassuring news, David Cameron is now so universally disliked he can't even buy a hot tub without it being a news item purely because no one wants him to enjoy anything :,)
Welcome to the realm of British politics, where time is a flat circle.
How Tony Blair's big privatisation idea ended in crappy hospitals and expensive bail outs.
Read it all here so you don't have to open Twitter.
Apparently, David Cameron and George Osborne could save us from the sad death of Labour Party.
Includes photobombing and dangling a cigarette mid-hug.
Over the past few decades, Conservative politicians have intermittently attempted to appropriate football and use it to their own ends. This has led to much embarrassment for everyone, but most of all them.