It's time to bid farewell to candy-covered milkshakes and usher in a more complex idea of how we view desserts.
Move over, pineapple pizza—fondant even has a 130,000-member subreddit dedicated to trashing it.
Whether it's apple pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, or all of the above, Turkey Day is ultimately all about the dessert.
Most sweets are trash, Runeberg's torte is the one exception.
King Cake Snob tried to push back, pointing out that the traditional naked plastic babies weren’t even real babies, but Facebook didn’t budge.
No one can really explain the inorexable march of tiny sugar carrots across the pastry case.
And sure, ask your server if there’s sugar in syrup. There’s no way he hasn’t heard that, like, a thousand times today.
From laminating puff pastry dough to icing a Pinterest-worthy layer cake, we've got tips, y'all.