“Shaved pubes left all over toilet.”
If you bartend for long enough, you'll see a lot of weird, dramatic breakups, like women pulling out each other's weaves over Facebook "likes."
The youth of America continue to lead by example in both fashion and irony.
Blow jobs! Party bus fights! Fake death! People told us the most drunken and deranged things they've done to honor Ol' Pat's life.
Hey there, chief. There's no dog here, so stop whistling.
"The man had half a pint left in his glass so he downed it, but proceeded to throw up into his glass. The bartender told the man that he really had to get out. In response, the man downed the glass of sick and then left."
It's a day filled with bathroom sex, street fights, and lots of vomit. Ho ho ho!
Alcohol gives some male customers the courage to say the nastiest things.
Researchers at the University of Rochester have developed algorithms that can detect drunk tweets and geo-locate the users who wrote them.
While you can certainly overindulge in any alcoholic beverage—and wine will make you pay for it with a mean hangover—wine bars aren’t exactly known for rowdy behavior. Most people don’t go down to the wine bar to rip shots and get into fistfights.
The driver is apparently done driving for the company after a wasted guy lost his cool over Halloween weekend.