"Why is it OK for women to say 'Oh, you're five feet [tall]' on dating sites? 'You should be dead,' that's OK???"
The German cartoonist shows us what it's like when kombucha is your only friend.
A dad thought he had scored some free brownies, but he ended up "crawling around on the floor, randomly using profanities, and calling the family cat 'a bitch.'"
"It's a production assistant rite of passage to walk in on a host giving or receiving a blowjob."