Here's how "the best week of your life" goes when clubs are shut and parties aren't allowed.
Starting university is a huge transition – and for students and recent graduates like these, it can create issues we don't discuss enough.
What is it like as a fresher when you tell your university that you have a mental illness?
Vintage manboy, Depop girl, and that trance DJ whose room you end up in at 3 AM, wishing desperately for home.
Or: a grown adult guesses what Freshers Week must be like these days
"As long as you're a nice person it doesn’t really matter if you K-hole every time you go out."
Someone who grew up in a village has just discovered Uber.
"Wanna head down to the open mic night?"
The absolute definitive guide on how to have a smashing time in your first term.