Other side-effects included headaches, muscle pain, fever and feeling "like the bells ringing when World War I ended."
Iconic bartender Salvatore Calabrese's boozy hangover cures include the "Suffering Bastard" and the "Corpse Reviver".
Vegans might have a healthier heart and awesome poops, but lesser zinc and nicotinic acid in their diet means their hangover hell can be worse.
Plaintiffs in the case said a company that sold anti-hangover products made illegal claims about their abilities to resolve morning-after misery.
"More drugs. Haha, no – water. Or avocado on toast. My best hangover cure: not drinking in the first place."
Seven hundred bikers were expected to participate, but only about 100 Hells Angels (or Hells Hangers-on) were able to take part in the ride.
"I’d expelled about a half-cup of rusty water before my sphincter snapped shut, and I could hobble to the bathroom to finish what I‘d sharted."
Great for sick kids, even better for soul-draining hangovers.
I didn't investigate the science behind them before showing up so I could keep an open mind and benefit from any placebo effect.