G2G isn't gonna cut it.
When you type “LOL” in a message to your friends, do you really laugh out loud? This device will hold you accountable.
Phone calls – like any social interaction – make some people incredibly anxious.
The pain of crafting thoughtful missives day after day only to receive a short “lol” in return—or, worse, nothing at all—is like a shot in the heart.
“Is this really the way you want to end up in jail for the rest of your life?” the judge asked.
Please keep your psychological warfare out of my DMs!