Volume 12 Issue 1

  • Viceland Exclusive

    Being kicked in the nuts isn't as bad as everyone says it is.

  • Gross Jar

    The saga of the second Gross Jar continued this month with the addition of a load of semen.

  • How to Fuck a Stripper

    Most people think the way to a stripper's pussy is with money.

  • Landing A Man

    Act nice and make yourself seem like a slut. They like that.

  • Sex Addicts

    Most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans.

  • Electric Independence

    If you've got broadband and speakers and you're not permanently masturbating yourself into a frenzy then what are you playing at?

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  • You Did What?

    Cursed are from Canada and play all-out-war crusty hardcore that reminds you of Born Against, Nausea, pre-boredom Neurosis and Echonochrist.

  • Me So Horny

    Flicks of Iraqis with their faces exploded.

  • Pockets Dumb Fat

    Maybe when he retires, Suga will see the downside of the pimp game.

  • Frankly Speaking

    A man told me to stick a hot dog in my vagina wen I was 11 years old :(.

  • Tidbits

    Beating off old men in the backs of cars is a great way to make five bucks, but what if you're not a gay junkie?

  • Games

    Getting to play as your favorite enemies.