Exclusive FOI data reveals that over 70 Conservative MPs – plus two MPs each from the SNP, DUP and Labour – haven't gone to training introduced in the wake of the Pestminster scandal.
"I'm pretty certain it's going to be the worst election I've taken part in, professionally or voluntarily."
Surprise: they're all bad.
Who's come out on top over the past seven days of Britain's epic political clusterfuck.
Outside Parliament, there were lots of signs, lots of shouting, a DJ and a big yellow bus.
I shook Anna Soubry's hand earlier and said, "Anna, it's very bad that you have been harassed by hooligans, but let's crack on and get Brexit sorted."
Richard Barbrook is helping John McDonnell prepare for power.
Michael Fabricant has been threatened with the whip more than once.
"The reptile house is rotten to the core."
John Crace, author of 'I, Maybot', explains how the prime minister managed to survive a car-crash year.
We can't allow genuine cases of abuse to be conflated with prudish sexual moralism.