Theft

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This Guy Broke Into a House Just to Clip His Toenails and Make Eggs, Cops Say

He also took a bath, washed his clothes, and brushed his teeth before the cops arrested him.
Drew Schwartz
10.20.18
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Please, Give This Woman Her Giant Nose Back Immediately

Someone picked the nose from her porch last weekend.
River Donaghey
10.17.18
Late Capitalism

The Hot New Millennial Trend Is Scamming Amazon for Big Money

"To most people $230,000 is a lot of money, but for Amazon it probably doesn’t do anything to hurt its stock price."
Francisco Alvarado
10.11.18
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Cops Busted Three LA Teens and a Mom for String of Celeb Burglaries

They allegedly stole millions of dollars worth of cash and jewellery from celebrities like Rihanna, and were apparently planning to hit LeBron James and Matt Damon next.
Drew Schwartz
10.3.18
Australia Today

Stoned Kiwi Breaks Into Zoo, Gets Bashed By Tiny Monkeys

The 23-year-old copped a broken leg, two fractured teeth, a sprained ankle, and multiple bruises.
Gavin Butler
9.11.18
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We Regret to Inform You 7,000 Live Bugs and Spiders Are Missing from a Museum

Along with entire colonies of cockroaches, snakes, and something called a "red spot assassin bug."
Drew Schwartz
9.7.18
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These Lunch Ladies Allegedly Stole $500K from Their School Cafeterias

Cops believe the sisters scammed their schools unnoticed for years.
Drew Schwartz
8.14.18
News

Everything We Know About Richard Russell, the Man Who Stole and Crashed a Plane

The 29-year-old rambled about "sweet nothings" and doing "barrel rolls" to air traffic control before crashing the plane into an island in Washington.
Drew Schwartz
8.13.18
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A Thief Apologised for Stealing From Woolworths After 43 Years

The guilt gets you in the end.
Wendy Syfret
7.16.18
News

Watch Thieves Casually Steal $27,000 of Mac Gear from an Apple Store

They just jog around grabbing computers while everyone inside watches.
River Donaghey
7.12.18
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This Footage of an Alleged Thief Falling Through the Ceiling Deserves an Oscar

She wound up in an insane chase with the cops, all because she allegedly tried to buy a can of soda with a stolen credit card.
Beckett Mufson
6.30.18
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Watch This Man Brazenly Steal a Banksy Print

The print was stolen from a Toronto exhibit housing $35-million of Banksy’s “anti-capitalist” art. (lol)
Mack Lamoureux
6.16.18