Theft

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Stoned Kiwi Breaks Into Zoo, Gets Bashed By Tiny Monkeys

The 23-year-old copped a broken leg, two fractured teeth, a sprained ankle, and multiple bruises.
Gavin Butler
9.11.18
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We Regret to Inform You 7,000 Live Bugs and Spiders Are Missing from a Museum

Along with entire colonies of cockroaches, snakes, and something called a "red spot assassin bug."
Drew Schwartz
9.7.18
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These Lunch Ladies Allegedly Stole $500K from Their School Cafeterias

Cops believe the sisters scammed their schools unnoticed for years.
Drew Schwartz
8.14.18
News

Everything We Know About Richard Russell, the Man Who Stole and Crashed a Plane

The 29-year-old rambled about "sweet nothings" and doing "barrel rolls" to air traffic control before crashing the plane into an island in Washington.
Drew Schwartz
8.13.18
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A Thief Apologised for Stealing From Woolworths After 43 Years

The guilt gets you in the end.
Wendy Syfret
7.16.18
News

Watch Thieves Casually Steal $27,000 of Mac Gear from an Apple Store

They just jog around grabbing computers while everyone inside watches.
River Donaghey
7.12.18
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This Footage of an Alleged Thief Falling Through the Ceiling Deserves an Oscar

She wound up in an insane chase with the cops, all because she allegedly tried to buy a can of soda with a stolen credit card.
Beckett Mufson
6.30.18
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Watch This Man Brazenly Steal a Banksy Print

The print was stolen from a Toronto exhibit housing $35-million of Banksy’s “anti-capitalist” art. (lol)
Mack Lamoureux
6.16.18
crime

Soldier Gets DUI After Taking Cops on Insane Chase in Armored Vehicle

Police say the guy was under the influence of drugs when he took the tank-like monstrosity for a 60-mile joyride through Richmond, Virginia.
Drew Schwartz
6.6.18
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This Man Was Prepared to Take a Bullet for His $1,700 Louis Vuitton Bag

"You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands."
Drew Schwartz
5.20.18
crime

Cops Accused of Stealing a Scarface Statue From an Alleged Drug Dealer

‘Say hello to my little friend, Tony Montana.’
Manisha Krishnan
5.4.18
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Bitcoin Heist Suspect Escaped Prison, Then Iceland on Prime Minister's Plane

Apparently, the guards didn’t even realize he was gone until his flight had taken off.
Mack Lamoureux
4.18.18