I Gave My Cat a Fitness Tracker – the Results Were Worrying

Data is the new oil and kitty FitBits are a thing.


Your Cat Thinks of You Like a Parent, Study Suggests

A new study finds that cats form attachment styles to their caregivers similar to human babies and dogs.


The Five Most Disturbing Parts of the 'Cats' Trailer, Ranked

From everyone having human hands to whatever the hell is going on with James Corden, this is truly the stuff of nightmares.


I Found Out How to Make My Cat an Influencer at the London Cat Expo

I want that Grumpy Cat money – but how do I get there?


Cat Ladies Explain Why Cats Are Better Than Men

"They don’t go down to the pub with their mates and get drunk. They eat less food and they're cleaner."


This Is the Best Kind of Disguise to Conceal Your Identity

This week in science: using brain imaging to predict who will respond to antidepressants, how your personality rubs off on your cat, and a disguise that is surprisingly effective.


Life Hack: Name Your Pet After a Plural Food Item

Waffles. Dumplings. Pickles. Pinto Beans. Why would you even consider naming your pet anything else?


We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 23

You're all on timeout after this one.


Man Says He's Killed 170 Cats to Protect Local Wildlife

He says the best place for a cat in a bush suburb is under his veggie garden.


Bruno the Incredibly Extra Cat Has Finally Found a Home

He now has a new mum, Instagram account and feather wand toy (since it's the only thing he'll play with).


Satan Deserves Better Than Slayer

Thoughts on the International Day of Slayer, plus a bunch of killer bands like Tomb Mold and Necros Christos that you should listen to instead.


This Is How Terrible Your Pet Is for the World

Bad news, pet owners.