The Five Most Disturbing Parts of the 'Cats' Trailer, Ranked
From everyone having human hands to whatever the hell is going on with James Corden, this is truly the stuff of nightmares.
I Found Out How to Make My Cat an Influencer at the London Cat Expo
I want that Grumpy Cat money – but how do I get there?
Cat Ladies Explain Why Cats Are Better Than Men
"They don’t go down to the pub with their mates and get drunk. They eat less food and they're cleaner."
This Week in Science
This Is the Best Kind of Disguise to Conceal Your Identity
This week in science: using brain imaging to predict who will respond to antidepressants, how your personality rubs off on your cat, and a disguise that is surprisingly effective.
Life Hack: Name Your Pet After a Plural Food Item
Waffles. Dumplings. Pickles. Pinto Beans. Why would you even consider naming your pet anything else?
Open Submission Wednesdays
We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 23
You're all on timeout after this one.
News of Zealand
Man Says He's Killed 170 Cats to Protect Local Wildlife
He says the best place for a cat in a bush suburb is under his veggie garden.
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Bruno the Incredibly Extra Cat Has Finally Found a Home
He now has a new mum, Instagram account and feather wand toy (since it's the only thing he'll play with).
To Hell And Back
Satan Deserves Better Than Slayer
Thoughts on the International Day of Slayer, plus a bunch of killer bands like Tomb Mold and Necros Christos that you should listen to instead.
This Is How Terrible Your Pet Is for the World
Bad news, pet owners.
Internet videos of paticular importance
Here's a Video of a Cat Eating Dinner, Scored by Mac DeMarco's Jazz-Funk
Some new Mac DeMarco music soundtracks Pickles's dinner experience. Pickles lives behind the garage.
Alex Robert Ross
Grumpy Cat, Who Is Richer than You'll Ever Be, Awarded $710K in Coffee Lawsuit
The serially surly cat's brand has raked in an estimated $100 million since she became an internet sensation.