The Five Most Disturbing Parts of the 'Cats' Trailer, Ranked

From everyone having human hands to whatever the hell is going on with James Corden, this is truly the stuff of nightmares.
Drew Schwartz
cats mate

I Found Out How to Make My Cat an Influencer at the London Cat Expo

I want that Grumpy Cat money – but how do I get there?
Rosie Hewitson

Cat Ladies Explain Why Cats Are Better Than Men

"They don’t go down to the pub with their mates and get drunk. They eat less food and they're cleaner."
Mirjana Milovanovic
This Week in Science

This Is the Best Kind of Disguise to Conceal Your Identity

This week in science: using brain imaging to predict who will respond to antidepressants, how your personality rubs off on your cat, and a disguise that is surprisingly effective.
Shayla Love
Life Hack

Life Hack: Name Your Pet After a Plural Food Item

Waffles. Dumplings. Pickles. Pinto Beans. Why would you even consider naming your pet anything else?
Hannah Keyser
Open Submission Wednesdays

We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 23

You're all on timeout after this one.
Kristin Corry
Kim Kelly
Jabbari Weekes
News of Zealand

Man Says He's Killed 170 Cats to Protect Local Wildlife

He says the best place for a cat in a bush suburb is under his veggie garden.
Zoe Madden-Smith
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Bruno the Incredibly Extra Cat Has Finally Found a Home

He now has a new mum, Instagram account and feather wand toy (since it's the only thing he'll play with).
Drew Schwartz
To Hell And Back

Satan Deserves Better Than Slayer

Thoughts on the International Day of Slayer, plus a bunch of killer bands like Tomb Mold and Necros Christos that you should listen to instead.
Kim Kelly

This Is How Terrible Your Pet Is for the World

Bad news, pet owners.
Tom Usher
Internet videos of paticular importance

Here's a Video of a Cat Eating Dinner, Scored by Mac DeMarco's Jazz-Funk

Some new Mac DeMarco music soundtracks Pickles's dinner experience. Pickles lives behind the garage.
Alex Robert Ross

Grumpy Cat, Who Is Richer than You'll Ever Be, Awarded $710K in Coffee Lawsuit

The serially surly cat's brand has raked in an estimated $100 million since she became an internet sensation.
Jelisa Castrodale