The macho Whoppers and Hotties and King manspread all over the menu board, but it's the chips that are the stars of the show.
This is real chicken, in a real chicken-esque format, with a genuine chickeny texture, and it's fucking magical.
This week, Ruby heads to Nando's, a haven of routine that will help you get exactly to the core of who you really are. A cheeky Tandohs, if you will.
Ruby goes to Wimpy in Essex to sample the Bender in a Bun, and leaves sweating, exhausted and happy.
VICE's new food columnist reviews fast food joints. In this first instalment: which is better, the £2.79 McChicken Sandwich or the 99p Mayo Chicken?