Dicks

sex-lifestyle

Why Tiny Dicks Might Come Back Into Fashion

The “ideal penis size” has grown and shrunk throughout history.
Mark Hay
8.14.19
food news

Texas Man Facing Six Months in Jail for Sending Chocolate Penis to Sheriff's Department Worker

Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
Jelisa Castrodale
8.1.19
Off-Menu

Today's Special: You Can Anonymously Send Anyone a Chocolate Dick

Plus, a man's tantrum over being denied an in-flight fish dinner caused a 5-hour plane delay.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.5.19
Sex

I Made One of My Guy Friends Wear Fake Foreskins for a Week

I helped my friend solve a penis problem I never knew existed.
Laura Bell
11.5.18
Sex

We Spoke to Size Queens About Why They Prefer Big Dicks

“It gives me a strange sense of pride. I love the feeling of being totally stretched out.”
Richard Greenhill
7.26.18
Science

How Dick Size Matters to Men's Health

Penis size impacts men’s self-esteem, health choices, and more.
Mack Lamoureux
6.28.18
Sex machina

I Confronted the Men Who Sent Me Unsolicited Dick Pics

Not that I recommend doing it, or even having conversations with men at all.
Maria Yagoda
1.26.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Dick-Drawing Prank Allegedly Drove a Man to Arson

"Can't you just work with me, bro? I was thinking irrationally."
Drew Schwartz
1.18.18
Sex

I Helped My 28-Year-Old Friend Have Her First Orgasm

It wasn't a Christmas miracle so much as a lesson in perseverance.
Laura Bell
12.22.17
World Cup

Dildo-Wielding Woman Attacks Ex-Barcelona Star Carles Puyol for Some Reason

The well-coifed former Barca captain and Spanish international was slapped with a very large dildo.
Liam Daniel Pierce
12.6.17
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Navy Pilot Drew This Giant Dick in the Sky

"We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value."
Drew Schwartz
11.17.17
The VICE Guide to Right Now

'American Vandal' Is Getting a Second Season

Funny or Die just dropped a new teaser, suggesting teen investigative reporter Peter Maldonado might have bigger fish to fry than #WhoDrewTheDicks.
Beckett Mufson
10.26.17
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